i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
