Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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