did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
you had me at cake vodka
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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