im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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