if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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