The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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