I like to think it a success when the cops are called
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
