just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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