Dual....:-)
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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