On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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