Kiss
Puke
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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