Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
This baby is an asshole
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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