check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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