nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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