love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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