whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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