i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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