Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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