If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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