I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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