i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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