I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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