sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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