I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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