Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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