Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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