dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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