I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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