I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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