The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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