I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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