You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize
