bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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