I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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