the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
