he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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