well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
