guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Pants are for mortals
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