he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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