Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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