All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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