Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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