dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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