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(973): View more from New Jersey

Plan B is the new Plan A

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(740): View more from Ohio

Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.

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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..

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(503): View more from Oregon

Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.

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(845): View more from New York

What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know

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(607): View more from New York

Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.

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(607): View more from New York

To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We need to get me chipped asap

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.

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