Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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