I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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