The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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