The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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