when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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