Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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